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as-seenon-tv:

poop-on-demand:

rabidlitmajor:

obbsessivefangirl:

strangersthatsmell:

ske7ch-234:

rabidlitmajor:

strangersthatsmell:

My dad said if this post got 1 million notes I could get a cat. Apparently he heard about the fluffy chicken and thinks 500k is too easy.

I’ll let tumblr name the cat if this happens

I totally vote Koscheck

Reblogging twice, just for you!

You’re a doll! :)

Can  I vote for Fluffnugget? 

Reblogging again! 

You have to name him chad

Reblogging for chad

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  • me at 7AM: tired
  • me at 12PM: tired
  • me at 3PM: tired
  • me at 7PM: tired
  • me at 10PM: tired
  • me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
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beautifulashton:

heres a list of what NOT do: 

  • GRAB
  • LUKE
  • HEMMINGS

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hawtblawger:

tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok

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mother-of-fuckiing-dragons:

natalietraniskawaii:

you don’t even have to name the movie. everyone already knows.

james and the giant peach

So close

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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ikeandmel:

eponinethecurious:

emmadilemmathethird:

annabjorgmans:

Guy at gas station: Do you work for Disney?
Me: HAHA no I wish.
Guy: You look like a princess.
Me: 
Me:
Me:

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*cue entire musical number*

Girl if you ain’t gonna marry him I will

You can’t marry a man you just met

You can if it’s true love!

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thelittlestenginethatcould:

the-amazing-leo-dicaprio:

thenaebyrd777:

cassbones:

channybatch:

When will this madness stop

When Leo wins an Oscar.

Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon

the oscars are tonight everyone *prayer circle*

nope lol

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yolucas:

  • tweeting 5sos
  • hugging 5sos when appropriate
  • talking to 5sos when appropriate
  • asking 5sos to kiss you on the cheek when appropriate
  • asking for pictures with 5sos

✘: 

  • forcing them to kiss you
  • tricking them into kissing you
  • pulling and pushing them around
  • LUKE IS FRAGILE STOP IT 
  • making them kiss you 
  • pushing them around 
  • taking pictures of 5sos when they are sleeping so you can brag about it on the internet
  • invading their personal space
  • harassing them
  • forcing them to kiss you 

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